I wanted an oven with a knob. Instead I got a world of pain | Adrian Chiles

My new oven has a touchscreen – and demanded to be connected to my broadband. Now it won’t give me a moment’s peaceI bought an oven. I wish I hadn’t. Ovens are like homes, cars, pets and partners, in that you can like the look of them but can’t know what it’s like to live with th...